Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Ladies Man? You Decide...


This is Harrison. After receiving Harrison's first and SECOND pieces of personal mail from adoring female peers, I began to consider the facts.
Clearly, he is self confident and comfortable with his body, two key elements in a "ladies man."
Also, he has spent a great deal of time with females his age (always supervised, of course) but not always fully clothed, case in point:

He initiates physical contact with young ladies, quite comfortably.


Another point in his favor - girls (even babies not yet a day old) enjoy being with him despite his unsightly acne.


Lastly, and possibly most convicing: I have indeed witnessed him staring soulfully into the eyes of an older woman.


I am saddened to reach the conclusion that I am raising a little ladies man. And although he appears to be somewhat of a "player," he will no doubt be quite a gentleman, thanks to his dad's influence!!

6 comments:

Sara said...

I gotta say, he is a huge stud!

Carmen said...

That was ADORABLE. Who are all those girls?

Karl said...

Way to go, Harrison! Do you want to give classes to my boys? CJay wore a shirt to school that he self-decorated, "If you see a girl you hate, throw a rock at her."

Matt "Hacksaw" Harrison said...

That boy must be Byron's son, that is all I am going to say.

Renee said...

Let's not forget how he couldn't take his eyes off my boobies on our first (and only) meeting. That gentleman comment is debatable. He's a Scott Pelzer in the making.

THE BENTLEYS said...

that was the cutest post ever. how funny!!!! i love it. hopefully all the sightly ladies are only his cousins!!!! that little womanizer:) go harrison! very cute post and fun to talk to you today!
linds